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Malt Demotivational Poster


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




M.A.L.T - Growing stronger by the day. Hell, they have their own movie production company now.


TAGS: malt m a l t brokeback mountain 2
Rating: 3.29/5

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Narutarded - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I like it when you take "top billing". I'm content to be played by 9and play with) Scarlett Johansson.
amina - November 24, 2009, 9:30 pm
Ohhhh, lets play 'who is who'. I call Jessica Alba.
Reason - November 24, 2009, 2:38 pm
you would have to turn guys away from the theaters if this dream was ever realized
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I would watch this movie. I would rewatch this movie. I would put this movie on an endless loop.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
This movie would out open Twilight New Moon 5L!!


CORPORAL PUNISHMENT -


TAGS: malt
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - June 29, 2010, 10:28 am
Stung by your own stinger perhaps?
GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 9:23 am
oh if only I could
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 3:45 am
bet you wish you could take this little gem of a comment back. Eh GS?
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 2:25 pm
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.... And me. And me too. And me. ..Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.....And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Narutarded - December 28, 2009, 2:19 pm
And that's just the beginning... *grins devilishly*
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 1:25 pm
"Thank you Ma'am...may I have another?".. 5 yes you may's


M.A.L.T. WINTER SOLSTICE -


TAGS: malt solstice interpretive dance
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:54 pm
White miniskirted burka-hooded women walk like Egyptians, and one limbos while pretending to drive a Lambo?


MALT -




VENTRILOQUISM -


TAGS: amina malt
Rating: 3.63/5

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Narutarded - December 28, 2009, 2:18 pm
Well, at least she learned to breathe through her ears... ;)


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: malt giblets cooking
Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:35 am
lol Scorpion, always on the lookout for 'neathage.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
A five out of five for fighting the good fight, brother.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
Or a really short cut-off T-Shirt
culos - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
Preferably not, a French maids apron would suffice.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
No.
thatonechick - November 26, 2009, 9:14 am
I wear a bra when I cook. Should I not?


WORD TO THE WISE - If you're going to peep in the showers at M.A.L.T. HQ, be sure you wear some good running shoes. And a helmet....OW!!!




SHINOBI GIRLS - The M.A.L.T.s are drooling!


TAGS: malt
Rating: 3.84/5

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Dude 4515 - December 25, 2009, 12:23 am
at the very least, Narutarded is. look at her name. she's totally into it.


TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS -


TAGS: threesome malt watch share
Rating: 3.81/5

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maxi - January 3, 2011, 11:03 pm
el nuevo juego de zinga-el braguin !!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
It's a "Bi"-Lateral Snuggie!! That's gonna leave a mark. 5 tug of wars!
Big V - December 1, 2009, 11:29 am
oooh, Shenanigans!


CUBBY AND LOGIC -


TAGS: glad to see malt has good security
Rating: 3.75/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 8:48 am
If that is an actual picture then the guy in it has got to be one of the top 5 most amesome people in the world. GJ getting into the MALT party Cubby and Logic!
Chompers - December 29, 2009, 9:25 pm
Wait, they let Logic and Culos to the party? Good job :Highfive:


SUDDENLY SUSAN -


TAGS: life changing malt moment forgot to logon first time
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 1:03 am
It's specific to this site - visit the forum
Cloudchaser - December 30, 2009, 12:02 am
M.A.L.T. = ? Even urbandictionary.com doesn't list it.


THE MALT -


TAGS: malt male naru
Rating: 3.4/5

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Narutarded - December 14, 2009, 8:36 am
Yes it is, except in that situation, I'd be wearing stiletto heels.


THE M.A.L.T. - Shut up and follow orders!


TAGS: malt
Rating: 3.31/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 5:11 pm
*Cries*
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:15 pm
malt malt malt malt malt malt... ok, ok.


READY - The judges are here for the annual M.A.L.T. Miss Winter Pageant. Just wait for the Pole Dancing Section




THE MALT - Now accepting male applicants. Minor surgery required.


TAGS: malt
Rating: 3.13/5

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THE M.A.L.T. -


TAGS: malt
Rating: 2.93/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 9:23 am
That makes it SO much worse!
rerun - July 25, 2010, 8:42 am

I thought The Malt was disbanded prior to this poster creation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 8:36 am
4 inches and a penchant for lying will do the trick.......You really fell for it eh Bovee?


MALT - If you fail this test, please use the search tab to look up "suicide"...




IN ACTUALITY - You could have a penis dipped in gold and you would still get nowhere




THE M.A.L.T. -


TAGS: malt
Rating: 2.64/5

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ANONYMOUS2 -


TAGS: malt not welcome
Rating: 2.6/5

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culos - January 10, 2010, 7:39 am
NO! I didn't touch you in that way! You have no reason to sue me!
Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 11:13 pm
Wow, first motifake about me... I'm touched.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 12:20 pm
No, he couldn't.
culos - January 9, 2010, 11:45 am
so could you
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 11:40 am
photo shop could make this funnier


THE FEW THE PROUD - THE M.A.L.T.


TAGS: malt
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 7:50 pm
The MALT is a lie.
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:32 pm
Wish this wasn't so pixelated.


another motifake walk thru the past -


TAGS: lgvernon rerun malt shoppe
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 1, 2014, 10:55 pm
He he... 5L
rerun - September 1, 2014, 6:03 pm

Hay now, I plucked all those nose hairs, I saved the last 5 for today
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 5:16 pm

Of course, Uggie...a girl never forgets her first...WHATEVER that was...
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 4:26 pm
Thanks a bunch for the 5L. You still keep in touch with Rerun at Motifake Moderator Reunions or staff meetings?
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 4:24 pm

There's just something about an older man. Maybe it's the mystery, perhaps the experience, definitely not the nose hairs. 5 wrinkled Lions!


MY APOLOGIES - Who knew the "Logic" in my name meant I was part Vulcan? So to all those Motifakers I, um, "loved"... I'm good for the child support, okay?


TAGS: my offspring with malt airman thatonechick cubby moooooo bunny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:24 am
Here's the original pic of thatonechicken.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
Me be thinking they're already in space, away from available cameras.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 14, 2010, 11:16 pm
Note the complete lack of Tigers with Space helmets on. Thanks.
BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 6:43 am
LoLmageddon you suck at commenting...now go play in some other sand box
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:18 am
You suck at apologizing.
BoneCD - January 5, 2010, 4:50 pm
Way to step up LD
Sean - January 5, 2010, 4:12 pm
*revives, reads tags* Oh THANK Gosh.
aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:11 pm
nicely done
Sean - January 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
gasp! *faints*
thatonechick - January 5, 2010, 8:58 am
It took me FOREVER to figure out why my alias is in the tags. XD
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

is that an adult thought?
thatonechick - January 5, 2010, 8:55 am
Is that a picture of a tiger eating thatonechicken? >:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 am
I told you, Not until the blood test comes back!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:29 am
Thanks Cubby...if only Mooooooo were that understanding and would just accept little Herschel.
Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 12:18 am
I love the cow tiger


LOGICDUDE -




M.A.L.T. -


TAGS: malt narutarded briton of rose
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - November 24, 2009, 10:14 am
Check the forums and educate yourself
omnia - November 24, 2009, 10:13 am
what's m.a.l.t?


THE M.A.L.T. - Will Be Paying Him A Visit.


TAGS: malt
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2010, 8:27 pm
MALT reference = 1.....sorry man.
Derek - February 3, 2010, 6:07 pm
A strange desire.


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